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This week's Answer: "Golden
Globe Trotter" G.G.,
I understand about the strong desire to be at the Golden
Globes. It's a wonderful celebration of the
television and film industries. Just to clarify,
when you say "up there," are you referring to
being up in the bleachers with the fans? Or are you
referring to being up there where the Golden Globes occur,
at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, parking cars? Or just
being "up there" in terms of a particular state
of mind altered by imbibing a particular smoking
plant? Or is your "up there" indicating
the stage of the Golden Globes? If so, are you
indicating that you should be on the stage at the Golden
Globes? If so, am I to infer that you believe you
should be winning an award and, being that this website
deals with screenwriting and you're writing to me, a
script consultant, are you suggesting that you should be
"up there" on the stage at the Golden Globes,
winning the award for the best screenplay? Is that
what you mean?
If that be the case, you can
absolutely fulfill that wish. All you have to do is
write a magnificent script that is magnificently acted,
directed, produced, distributed, and publicized. Oh.
And magnificently received. Then all you need is the
Hollywood Foreign Press to at least like it enough it to
give you one of those little golden globes. (Don't
they seem a lot smaller than those Oscars?) So
don't ever give up your dream of having a Golden
Globe. Even if it is small. And light.
(Don't they seem a lot lighter than the Oscars?)
It's important to know that you, too, can have a Golden
Globe.
Which I believe you can use to
pinpoint the Beverly Hilton Hotel in California.
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